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A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
BEST MOM
(Source: burnleburns)
Holy shit so I was at Anime Boston 2013 and this dude brought the most well behaved cat ever, to the fucking con. Guys, this is how you get bitches.
HUMAN
HUMAN WHO ARE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE
IS THAT SAILOR MOON?
TAKE ME TO HER I WANT TO BE PETTED BY HER
(Source: lizards-in-my-butt)
Commission for WitnessedWitt!
AHHHhhh our babies
Karreo looks adorable ffff just… just lookit that face NO OKAY LOOK AT BOTH THEIR FACES
Just laugh already, you two! </shamelessfulplug>
…anyways um I very much like the bold outline! Makes the image really pop out. Its also very clean and nice and fgbfgbn so pretty
HEY YOU PEOPLE GO GIVE HER MONEY TO DRAW YOU STUFF! You’ll get a lovely picture like this one! And that’s spiffy!
Five new Pokemon in one day!
Real size and transparent.
reasons cats are great:
- purring
- they’re selective about who they’re affectionate to—so they really love you!!
- fluffy, pet forever
- winky cat kisses
- “I love you” headbutts
- swishy tail
- WHISKERS
- sit on your head
- sleep on your tummy
- sleep
- groom you with their scratchy tongue
- react to surprising things by leaping ten feet in the air
- CATS
(Source: thewardengrey)
So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app
And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture
So we tried it from a different angle and
I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face
BUT THEN
(Source: fierce-imaginings)
(Source: aanniimmee)
If you love animals or drawing then you should add this book to your collection. The Art of Animal Drawing is a crash course in not only animal anatomy, but usage of lines, page composition, animation and more! It covers over 20 different species, but the material itself may be incorporated into any type of figure drawing.
There’s an online version of the book HERE, or you can purchase it on Amazon.com
holy shit this is beautiful
